Pssshhhhttt...I bet you've been reading all those blogs who started putting out gift guides right after Thanksgiving.
HA. PLEASE.
If you're anything like me you:
a) stopped buying presents for most people long ago (Grinch!) or...
b) the people you do buy presents for, you're frantically scurrying around a CVS looking for something not-too-weird to give to someone who's just gonna be like, "Um, yeah, I already have a box of tampons, thanks."
Dads are just so ungrateful sometimes.
So, here we are, four days away (if you're all about the baby Jesus) or starting today (don't worry, you have seven more nights to go) or whatever else you celebrate (high fives), and boy, do I have a super cool last minute list for you.
You're so going to love it.
Anyway, without further ado:
LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS
(because you're basically irresponsible, hate goodwill toward men, or just plain lazy...haha, I kid!)
For the Sci-Fi Geek who insists that May the Fourth is a clever way to celebrate a random day in spring:
Season 1 DVD of Aidan 5, $19.99 - Get it on Amazon, should arrive on your doorstep in like, two days...which is less clones than most people have in this series (which is seriously GOOD and is winning tons of awards).
For the lit nerd who poo-poo's your dating life by quoting, then making fun of, Jane Austen:
Artifacts: A Book Poetical, $5.50 - Another Amazon gem...so you can get it in print or for Kindle.
For the woman in your life who just wants to have more fun...without you:
Intensity, $249.99- Originally developed as a medical device for women with incontinence (I know, right?), this toy has got something most toys don't: electrodes. Sounds scary, sure, but if you're looking for a way to get your pelvic floor muscles to do erotic jumping jacks, well then. (Before you are all like, "Whaaa? The price!" Just remember...would you rather pay $19.99 for electrodes that go on your no-no, or $249.99?) (Oh, and just in case you're still hesitating, here's a coupon code for 10% off: NAKED10.)
For the typophile who also really likes 90's rap music:
Too Legit to Quit, , $18 - So pretty, but really, is there such a thing as TOO legit? I think not.
The H.P. Lovecraft crochet enthusiast:
Cthulhu beer coozie, $12.50 - Haha, I love this.
For anyone in your life who has a friggin' soul:
Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams, $12/pint - NomFace.
For a baby:
Watershed Gin, $27.90 - OK, this is really for those of you who have a baby. But the baby will be happier with your relaxed, satisfied gin-grin.
Happy gift-buying!